i always get my way and i can't be tamed.

Miley's new song.

epic.

if you haven't heard it, stop reading and listen. IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

okay now that i know anyone who reads this has seen it i can blab about it. Ok, the music video she's a little skanky, or at least to me she is...she's going down the same road as christina agulera and britney spears as many say...i can see it. but i think she's realizing that to be noticed now and to go anywhere in the music company she needs to whip out stuff like this. but a bird?!?!?! with GINORMOUS wings?!?! its a little...crazy. and i just cant get her little hannah montana face out of my head. she's trying to be all sexy and everything but all i see is "beeeest of both worlds!!!!" yeah...she should've done her last season before she pulled this video out then she would be completely done with hannah and could move on. But other than the...interesting...video...the song totally rocks. i could listen to it all day everyday. the cd comes out JUNE 22ND ahhh i can not WAIT! it's gonna ROCK. i'll have a dance party everyday! So thats my ramblings on miley cyrus. i mean...AVIS CYRUSSS!!!!

i'll make this post about music. another wicked song i found is GET MY WAY. by Ciara Corr...it's a total dance hit and is pretty awesome. find, listen, and LOVE. i think i will be done now.

so go watch miley's viddd and listen to get my way by CIARA CORR!!

have a good day.

crossing things off my bucket list everyday :)

#32 on my bucket list is crossed off!

ok...i made up the number. but hey, something on my bucket list is crossed off!!! wondering what it is? ok...i'll tell my three maybe four followers ;) i made a fanpage!!! now...most people (me included) HATEEE fanpages and the stupid idiots and become fans of EVERY LITTLE THING!!! but i've always wanted to make one...so i did. and it's on something cool. not something dumb like "when i'm home alone and its dark, i get scared" c'mon. really? why are you a fan of that? everyone feels that way. and nobody cares either. but i made a fan page called..."Ke$ha taught me how to spell DINOSAUR!" sorta lame. but hey, its better than most of the fan pages!! and besides, it has three of the bestest things in the world, Ke$ha, spelling, and dinosaurs. what could go wrong? so anyways, i invited alot of people. and if you're reading this, i probably invited you. INVITE ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!! ok now i sound obnoxios and like those stupid fanpages that say that. well now i have one of those stupid fanpages and i'm telling you that...wait does that make me obnoxios? oh well.

Now i understand why they say that though...its exhilarating wondering how many people are a fan of it...even if its sorta dumb. still exciting and nail biting intensity nerves!!! so yeah. #33 is to get alot of people to join...my dream is 1 million...but that's a little exuberant...so i'll start with fifty. SO PLEASE JOIN! and don't think of this as a cry for fans. cause its not...ok maybe it is a little ;) but until you have your VERY OWN FANPAGE you won't understand!!! and i wont make dumb statuses like "ooo! 10 fans!" it'll be cool. heck yeah. be excited and JOIN!!! :D

have a good day.

promprompromprom

so prom.

basically, girls dress up like princesses in big poofy dresses and guys feel all cool by taking out these ladies and being seen in public with them and all you know, its a cute occassion :) well for those lucky enough to go, they get to dance the night away, miss school to get all dolled up if prom lands on a friday, and get to feel like a princess for a night. for us other weenies that dont get asked...what do we do? well i always party it up and make sure i have more fun than what the lameo's that are at prom are having. how is that possible? well i start my night out with a frozen pizza, then creep on some people on facebook while it cooks, then eat it and watch tv like the fat lardo i am ;) no i'm kidding. that's my saturday night agendas. when its the day before prom and you realize your not going to get asked, you start planning your way better night instead...this may include, going to the mall or somewhere and trying on silly clothes that you would never buy, watch a ridiculous movie that is pointless, eat at mcdonalds or somewhere where no body you know will see, because they're all at prom partying it up. basically, for the dateless people that dont go to prom, its a fat kid night where you sit in your sweats with your friends and do whatever your little heart desires. then the next day when everyones prom pictures are up, you creep on them and secretly wish you went. even though if anyone asks you what you did instead you just say "i partied it up...it was basically the best night of my life...waaay better than prom!" when really thats all a lie. so. when prom rolls around again, i have a few ideas up my sleeve of how to make my night way epic. epicer than prom...here is a list:

1. tp someone's house that is at prom :) everyone wants to tp someone eventually and prom night is a great night to do it wahahaha!

2. go driving and see how many limos you can count

3. jump on a trampoline. i just like doing it.

4. crash prom.

5. make a blog.

ok. those aren't good ideas. and this wasn't a very good post. but i was bored, and had nothing to do...and was feeling bitter that i didnt get asked to prom haha. i went with the fat person approach...of course ;) but dont be a bitter person about prom. and if your a man, ask a girl to prom. its dumb if you dont.

have a good day.

sports that should be in the olympics.

so i've been in the whole olympic mood and i decided why not write about the true sports out there that should be in the olympics?! so i've compiled a list with some good ideas...maybe i'll send it to the olympic ceo or whatever he's called and they can add them. oh and these aren't in any specific order...please tell me if you agree with these sports.

in the winter olympics they should add...

-snow fort building...give them a time limit and an area of snow, best/roomiest/sturdiest fort wins.

-snowball fight...can you imagine how intense that would be!?

-snowshoeing...its athletic right?

-snowmobiling...it would be intense. wait i think it's in the winter x-games...does that mean it cant be in the olympics?

-snowbiking...i saw it on the news and it looks crazy

in the summer olympics they should add...

-bowling...it takes muscles to take down ten pins with a heavy ball

-surfing...its a popular sport these days and plus, who doesn't want to see hot guys without a shirt?

-jousting...oh yeah old school for sure

-octupush or underwater hockey...i found this randomly on the internet and its hockey...under water if you didn't figure it out by the name of it haha

-dodgeball...the only problem is that it might break out into world war 3
So those are some random sports that i think would be very entertaining to watch...more entertaining then say...curling. so wish me luck when i mail a letter requesting these sports in the olympics to the olympic association. :)

have a good day.

best of the best

so everyone knows about mylifeisaverage.com and fmylife.com...but there are SO many better websites similar to those...but better :) so i compiled a list of what i think are the best little snippets of peoples lives that relate to the website and put them together...ready (freddy)? :)

BEST OF THEEEE BEST!!!

mylifeisaverage.com-Today I was running on the track. I was out of breath and tempted to quit, so I pretended the guy running 15 feet behind me (and catching up) was a zombie. Not only did I finish the mile, I didn't get eaten. MLIA (i'm a runner...i'm going to have to use this technique :D)

fmylife.com-Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML (oh gee...)

averagewizard.com-Today I realized that for every story on this website about yelling out a Harry Potter spell and having a complete stranger respond, there's probably a ton where no one responded and it became extremely awkward. I learned that in the elevator today. (THAT IS AMAZING.)

mydrunktexts.com- You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell.. (drunk people texting...it can get a little dirty beware...this was a funny one though and clean)

peopleofwalmart.com

(i found out about this website from indefinite cacophobia...it has brought lots of laughs hahaha this guy is straight up g.)

well i dont know any others really...but if you have favorites you want to share...please, share!!! also these websites give endless laughter if you are uber bored...so yeah. :)

have a good day.

stupid survey questions.

hola.

so i was laying in my bed last night thinking "i never write in my blog...because i have nothing to write about i should delete it" so i may delete this...sometime if i get around to it. but i had an epiphany last night of what to write about. as you can tell by the title it is: stupid survey questions. honestly, whoever makes them up is a genuine idiot. here are the top five dumbest ones:

5. are you a forgiving person

(no i'm not a forgiving person i hold grudges for twenty years...yeah your not gonna say that even if you arent a forgiving person. gooodness."

4. do people consider you ___ (smart, cute, pretty)

(umm how are you supposed to know? tsk tsk)

3. last time ___ (butterflies in your stomach, purposely walk over a crack, etc.)

(i dont record stupid things like that, i'm not going to remember unless it was two seconds ago.)

2. what is your biggest secret?

(like i'm going to tell everyone who feels like creeping on me my biggest secret. honestly.)

1. what are you doing right now?

(this is the ultimate worst. obivously i am doing this stupid survey. goodness.)

so there you go...i hope everyone agrees with me and gives me more input. and everyone is guilty of doing these dumb surveys...when boredom takes over its a guilty indulgence. so yes tell me anymore awful survey questions. :)

have a good day.

2010...hen

i tried thinking of something that rhymed with 2010...i only got hen so there is a hen. heh heh heh. so its 2010...i figured i should write a new post. new year, new post. so i went to my friends house yesterday, and we played bowling on wii. i dominated...i think i got four strikes in the game...heck yeah i'm pretty awesome. then they wanted to go real bowling...now i havent gone real bowling in...forever. its been a super long time. so we went...and yeah. i didnt do too great. but it was weird because i would get a gutter ball first shot, then the second time i got a strike, but technically a spare. so wii bowling is out of whack!!! tsk tsk. and it felt like the real thing too. so i dont have many followers. so if you follow me, tell your friends...because i sorta feel like an idiot writing for...basically nobody. anyways, how did everyone celebrate new years?! i went to a party and we ended up playing soccer outside on the packed snow and ice...it was cold and lots of fun. i should pick up soccer ;) well, i really have nothing else thats not too terrible boring to write. sooo peace out girl scout :)

have a good day.