best of the best

so everyone knows about mylifeisaverage.com and fmylife.com...but there are SO many better websites similar to those...but better :) so i compiled a list of what i think are the best little snippets of peoples lives that relate to the website and put them together...ready (freddy)? :)

BEST OF THEEEE BEST!!!

mylifeisaverage.com-Today I was running on the track. I was out of breath and tempted to quit, so I pretended the guy running 15 feet behind me (and catching up) was a zombie. Not only did I finish the mile, I didn't get eaten. MLIA (i'm a runner...i'm going to have to use this technique :D)

fmylife.com-Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML (oh gee...)

averagewizard.com-Today I realized that for every story on this website about yelling out a Harry Potter spell and having a complete stranger respond, there's probably a ton where no one responded and it became extremely awkward. I learned that in the elevator today. (THAT IS AMAZING.)

mydrunktexts.com- You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell.. (drunk people texting...it can get a little dirty beware...this was a funny one though and clean)

peopleofwalmart.com

(i found out about this website from indefinite cacophobia...it has brought lots of laughs hahaha this guy is straight up g.)

well i dont know any others really...but if you have favorites you want to share...please, share!!! also these websites give endless laughter if you are uber bored...so yeah. :)

have a good day.

stupid survey questions.

hola.

so i was laying in my bed last night thinking "i never write in my blog...because i have nothing to write about i should delete it" so i may delete this...sometime if i get around to it. but i had an epiphany last night of what to write about. as you can tell by the title it is: stupid survey questions. honestly, whoever makes them up is a genuine idiot. here are the top five dumbest ones:

5. are you a forgiving person

(no i'm not a forgiving person i hold grudges for twenty years...yeah your not gonna say that even if you arent a forgiving person. gooodness."

4. do people consider you ___ (smart, cute, pretty)

(umm how are you supposed to know? tsk tsk)

3. last time ___ (butterflies in your stomach, purposely walk over a crack, etc.)

(i dont record stupid things like that, i'm not going to remember unless it was two seconds ago.)

2. what is your biggest secret?

(like i'm going to tell everyone who feels like creeping on me my biggest secret. honestly.)

1. what are you doing right now?

(this is the ultimate worst. obivously i am doing this stupid survey. goodness.)

so there you go...i hope everyone agrees with me and gives me more input. and everyone is guilty of doing these dumb surveys...when boredom takes over its a guilty indulgence. so yes tell me anymore awful survey questions. :)

have a good day.

2010...hen

i tried thinking of something that rhymed with 2010...i only got hen so there is a hen. heh heh heh. so its 2010...i figured i should write a new post. new year, new post. so i went to my friends house yesterday, and we played bowling on wii. i dominated...i think i got four strikes in the game...heck yeah i'm pretty awesome. then they wanted to go real bowling...now i havent gone real bowling in...forever. its been a super long time. so we went...and yeah. i didnt do too great. but it was weird because i would get a gutter ball first shot, then the second time i got a strike, but technically a spare. so wii bowling is out of whack!!! tsk tsk. and it felt like the real thing too. so i dont have many followers. so if you follow me, tell your friends...because i sorta feel like an idiot writing for...basically nobody. anyways, how did everyone celebrate new years?! i went to a party and we ended up playing soccer outside on the packed snow and ice...it was cold and lots of fun. i should pick up soccer ;) well, i really have nothing else thats not too terrible boring to write. sooo peace out girl scout :)

have a good day.

christmas time is here...

woot woot it's christmas...

or more like christmas is coming to a close. well i better finish this before midnight. anyways, so last night was christmas eve...and i used to live in pennsylvania and now i live in utah with...utards...heh heh...anyways, i always thought the traditions my family has are unique!!! because no one else has had traditions like ours. well i was in my church class (seminary to all you non mormons...but my two followers are so...not like it really matters...hmm...) anyways we had speakers and i found out that my traditions are just classical utah traditions. it made me so stinkin MAD!!! traditions i thought that were unique...all a lie. how could i have been FOOLED?! and i saw on facebook that like EVERYONE has pictures of them "opening their christmas pajamas!!" tsk tsk...also, a so-called unique tradition i thought we had was clam chowder (and back in my moms day it was oyster stew) well they brought that up too!!! it was horrible!!! i bet i was sitting there with my jaw basically on the floor, amazed at this craziness. lies...all lies...but we do have a few unique ones that i guess i'll share...but then again i dont want everyone copying and then me feel like another clown fish that looks like all the others!!! :O ok i'm being a little paranoid...but we read the night before christmas in like three different versions and stuff its cool and lasts about forever...

oh dear, is this becoming a novel? well its christmas...theres lots to write about. so on this day of wonderfulness, i got the one thing that can deserve a name of SUPER DUPER FREAKIN AWESOME THING THAT IS PROBABLY SO DUMB AND OVERPRICED BUT WHO CARES ITS COOL. that is...A SNUGGIE!!!! hahahah yes, i got a snuggie. and it is zebra striped.

you want a picture? oh alright ;so there it is!! my freakin awesome snuggie hahaha...i got a new camera too :) now i can upload pictures and everyone can see my life in pootah!!! did i say pootah? i meant utah ;) well, i think its about time for me to retire...i dont want this thing too entirely long!!! i got plans for tomorrow...make snow angels for two hours, then eat a toll house cookie dough roll as fast as i can, then snuggle! (i know its not exact...but you get the jist of it) so yeah...happy christmas!!! (as harry potter would say :D)

have a good day.

one follower!!! woo hoo!

i must be super lame...i have one stinkin follower!!! I need to think of better stuff to write about...but i guess i'm just not creative!!! >:(

if there are drugs for basically everything...for example: steroids to enhance muscles, estrogen to enhance feminism, pepto bismol to enhance...umm...not feeling sick, there should DEFINATLY be a drug for creativity enhancing...i bet it could happen!!! i'll even be the guinea pig for this drug...because i clearly need creativity skills.

after i'm done with this, i am going to become a follower of progressive loitering...weird name huh?! but its cool...lots of creative people...and the best part is, is that none of them are married!!! so when i thought you had to be married to have a good blog, i was wrong...because progressive loitering is pretty good...they just write crazy long posts...too bad i cant do a book report on one of their posts for english....well i guess thats all for me, i'm getting spam texts from nicole (a writer for progressive loitering) saying i have to become a follower...I'm going nicole...fear not...heh heh heh

have a good day.

merry/happy christmas eve (is it merry or happy?!)

schools out!!!

No more school for me!

until January fourth that is...but i finally got out yesterday :) Now i get to sleep in and watch tv and stay up late and do everything that school doesnt allow me to do!

Yesterday it snowed...ALOT. So normally i hate the snow but since its christmas time, i guess i can handle it. Today i think i'll make a snow man, maybe have a snow ball fight, and DEFINATLY make a fort!!! I hope someone will do all of this with me besides my dog wyatt...or else i will feel somewhat like a loser. Well, i guess that is all i have to say, so Christmas is in a few days, Merry Christmas (even though no one reads this besides me...) and i'll post again before new years so i wont say happy new years yet. Ok, i'm done.

have a good day.

Beginning?

Hello...

So I saw my sisters blog and thought it was pretty cool...and i wanted one :) so i texted her and asked her if it would be cool or anything cause i'm sixteen...and i'm not sure if its lame to have a blog unless your married and actually have an interesting life. but oh well...here i am, blogging. So if it gets too boring or if i give up I can always delete it right? right. ok well, i think this post thingy will be over now :)

have a good day.