best of the best

so everyone knows about mylifeisaverage.com and fmylife.com...but there are SO many better websites similar to those...but better :) so i compiled a list of what i think are the best little snippets of peoples lives that relate to the website and put them together...ready (freddy)? :)

BEST OF THEEEE BEST!!!

mylifeisaverage.com-Today I was running on the track. I was out of breath and tempted to quit, so I pretended the guy running 15 feet behind me (and catching up) was a zombie. Not only did I finish the mile, I didn't get eaten. MLIA (i'm a runner...i'm going to have to use this technique :D)

fmylife.com-Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML (oh gee...)

averagewizard.com-Today I realized that for every story on this website about yelling out a Harry Potter spell and having a complete stranger respond, there's probably a ton where no one responded and it became extremely awkward. I learned that in the elevator today. (THAT IS AMAZING.)

mydrunktexts.com- You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell.. (drunk people texting...it can get a little dirty beware...this was a funny one though and clean)

peopleofwalmart.com

(i found out about this website from indefinite cacophobia...it has brought lots of laughs hahaha this guy is straight up g.)

well i dont know any others really...but if you have favorites you want to share...please, share!!! also these websites give endless laughter if you are uber bored...so yeah. :)

have a good day.