promprompromprom

so prom.

basically, girls dress up like princesses in big poofy dresses and guys feel all cool by taking out these ladies and being seen in public with them and all you know, its a cute occassion :) well for those lucky enough to go, they get to dance the night away, miss school to get all dolled up if prom lands on a friday, and get to feel like a princess for a night. for us other weenies that dont get asked...what do we do? well i always party it up and make sure i have more fun than what the lameo's that are at prom are having. how is that possible? well i start my night out with a frozen pizza, then creep on some people on facebook while it cooks, then eat it and watch tv like the fat lardo i am ;) no i'm kidding. that's my saturday night agendas. when its the day before prom and you realize your not going to get asked, you start planning your way better night instead...this may include, going to the mall or somewhere and trying on silly clothes that you would never buy, watch a ridiculous movie that is pointless, eat at mcdonalds or somewhere where no body you know will see, because they're all at prom partying it up. basically, for the dateless people that dont go to prom, its a fat kid night where you sit in your sweats with your friends and do whatever your little heart desires. then the next day when everyones prom pictures are up, you creep on them and secretly wish you went. even though if anyone asks you what you did instead you just say "i partied it up...it was basically the best night of my life...waaay better than prom!" when really thats all a lie. so. when prom rolls around again, i have a few ideas up my sleeve of how to make my night way epic. epicer than prom...here is a list:

1. tp someone's house that is at prom :) everyone wants to tp someone eventually and prom night is a great night to do it wahahaha!

2. go driving and see how many limos you can count

3. jump on a trampoline. i just like doing it.

4. crash prom.

5. make a blog.

ok. those aren't good ideas. and this wasn't a very good post. but i was bored, and had nothing to do...and was feeling bitter that i didnt get asked to prom haha. i went with the fat person approach...of course ;) but dont be a bitter person about prom. and if your a man, ask a girl to prom. its dumb if you dont.

have a good day.